1 00:00:29,031 --> 00:00:33,698 Captioning made possible by the U.S. Department of education 2 00:00:55,098 --> 00:00:58,464 ( rock music ) 3 00:01:05,831 --> 00:01:07,298 It's getting late. 4 00:01:07,298 --> 00:01:10,164 Stop dancing around with that food 5 00:01:10,164 --> 00:01:11,998 and start eating it. 6 00:01:11,998 --> 00:01:13,998 You said we could have the radio on. 7 00:01:13,998 --> 00:01:15,731 I said you could listen to it. 8 00:01:15,731 --> 00:01:20,498 I think we should be allowed some moments of happiness. 9 00:01:20,498 --> 00:01:23,098 If you want to keep dancing around 10 00:01:23,098 --> 00:01:26,664 spilling food and acting like fools, that's fine with me. 11 00:01:26,664 --> 00:01:29,098 When she says, "Fine with me" 12 00:01:29,098 --> 00:01:30,731 It's not. 13 00:01:30,731 --> 00:01:33,098 Mom, I wanted my eggs scrambled. 14 00:01:33,098 --> 00:01:34,431 Coming right up. 15 00:01:37,631 --> 00:01:40,164 Mom, scramble my cereal. 16 00:01:42,231 --> 00:01:43,764 I'm all scrambled out. 17 00:01:43,764 --> 00:01:46,298 I didn't get much sleep last night. 18 00:01:46,298 --> 00:01:48,564 Mom, you know what you need-- 19 00:01:48,564 --> 00:01:50,564 what we all could use-- 20 00:01:50,564 --> 00:01:52,264 a nice soothing dog. 21 00:01:52,264 --> 00:01:55,431 A real family dog for all of us. 22 00:01:55,431 --> 00:01:59,631 We already have a family dog-- you. 23 00:01:59,631 --> 00:02:02,831 Theodore, your sister doesn't call you names. 24 00:02:02,831 --> 00:02:04,831 I just wanted an ANIMAL 25 00:02:04,831 --> 00:02:07,464 whose name starts with the same letter 26 00:02:07,464 --> 00:02:10,164 as the grades on your report card 27 00:02:10,164 --> 00:02:11,598 which you're getting today. 28 00:02:14,698 --> 00:02:19,231 I'm assuming it will be better than last semester's. 29 00:02:19,231 --> 00:02:22,298 Oh, I'm assuming the same thing. 30 00:02:22,298 --> 00:02:23,664 But you know 31 00:02:23,664 --> 00:02:26,531 teachers grade you on some weird things. 32 00:02:26,531 --> 00:02:28,098 Like exams and papers? 33 00:02:28,098 --> 00:02:29,098 Right. 34 00:02:29,098 --> 00:02:30,398 Hey. 35 00:02:30,398 --> 00:02:31,431 Hey, Dad. 36 00:02:31,431 --> 00:02:34,098 Hi, daddy. Hi, daddy. 37 00:02:34,098 --> 00:02:38,098 Listen, let's put on some music around here. 38 00:02:38,098 --> 00:02:40,098 ( jazz ) 39 00:03:07,098 --> 00:03:11,098 Mr. Mcmannus, where are you going? 40 00:03:11,098 --> 00:03:13,098 I need some air. 41 00:03:16,131 --> 00:03:17,231 How's that? 42 00:03:18,564 --> 00:03:22,264 Mr. Mcmannus, your wife is having a baby in there. 43 00:03:22,264 --> 00:03:23,398 She doesn't want me there. 44 00:03:23,398 --> 00:03:25,264 She does want you there. 45 00:03:25,264 --> 00:03:28,364 But she yelled at me. 46 00:03:28,364 --> 00:03:30,431 Women are like that. 47 00:03:30,431 --> 00:03:35,898 My wife, when she was there in the delivery room 48 00:03:35,898 --> 00:03:38,264 and that pain hit 49 00:03:38,264 --> 00:03:40,731 my wife stood up 50 00:03:40,731 --> 00:03:45,198 and told everybody in the delivery room 51 00:03:45,198 --> 00:03:50,498 that my parents were never married, okay? 52 00:03:50,498 --> 00:03:52,798 So don't worry about it. 53 00:03:52,798 --> 00:03:54,498 But I forgot everything. 54 00:03:54,498 --> 00:03:56,331 I forgot how to breathe. 55 00:03:56,331 --> 00:03:57,531 All you do is: 56 00:04:01,331 --> 00:04:03,698 I mean my own breathing. 57 00:04:03,698 --> 00:04:11,564 Mr. Mcmannus, your wife is going to have the baby. 58 00:04:13,098 --> 00:04:15,131 So don't worry about it. 59 00:04:15,131 --> 00:04:16,531 There are women 60 00:04:16,531 --> 00:04:19,731 who are nine months pregnant who are out picking rice. 61 00:04:19,731 --> 00:04:21,731 The baby falls out 62 00:04:21,731 --> 00:04:25,631 and starts to pick beside the mother. 63 00:04:28,798 --> 00:04:31,031 I don't know anything about rice. 64 00:04:31,031 --> 00:04:35,531 Mr. Mcmannus, what I'm trying to say is 65 00:04:35,531 --> 00:04:39,631 your wife's going to deliver anyway, trust me. 66 00:04:39,631 --> 00:04:41,998 I'm just going to hold the rope. 67 00:04:43,131 --> 00:04:46,531 All you have to do is cheer. 68 00:04:46,531 --> 00:04:47,564 Cheer? 69 00:04:47,564 --> 00:04:49,098 Cheer. 70 00:04:49,098 --> 00:04:52,564 Push... just push. 71 00:04:52,564 --> 00:04:53,864 Cheer. 72 00:04:53,864 --> 00:04:58,398 Push him out, shove him out, way out! 73 00:04:59,564 --> 00:05:03,764 Push him out, shove him out, way out! 74 00:05:03,764 --> 00:05:07,331 Push him out, shove him out, way out! 75 00:05:07,331 --> 00:05:09,464 Push him out, shove him out 76 00:05:09,464 --> 00:05:11,298 way out! 77 00:05:11,298 --> 00:05:14,098 Push him out, shove him out, way... 78 00:05:14,098 --> 00:05:15,164 Let's go! 79 00:05:25,631 --> 00:05:26,864 Stop touching me. 80 00:05:26,864 --> 00:05:27,864 Mom... 81 00:05:27,864 --> 00:05:29,964 Teddy's touching Rudy again. 82 00:05:29,964 --> 00:05:31,364 I wasn't doing anything. 83 00:05:31,364 --> 00:05:32,731 Uh-huh. 84 00:05:32,731 --> 00:05:34,064 You're in trouble already-- 85 00:05:34,064 --> 00:05:36,131 bringing home that report card. 86 00:05:37,698 --> 00:05:41,031 Your parents give you everything and what do you do? 87 00:05:41,031 --> 00:05:43,664 Like I said... 88 00:05:43,664 --> 00:05:45,064 don't answer me when I'm asking you questions. 89 00:05:45,064 --> 00:05:46,564 Keep your mouth shut. 90 00:05:46,564 --> 00:05:49,498 You think I'm talking just to hear myself? 91 00:05:49,498 --> 00:05:50,831 Answer me. 92 00:05:50,831 --> 00:05:52,531 Now? 93 00:05:52,531 --> 00:05:55,764 Save the smart-mouth answers for your father. 94 00:05:55,764 --> 00:05:58,598 I'm finished with This entire matter. 95 00:05:58,598 --> 00:06:00,564 Right, no problem. 96 00:06:02,298 --> 00:06:04,631 Snitch. 97 00:06:04,631 --> 00:06:06,764 Mom, Teddy's throwing food. 98 00:06:07,764 --> 00:06:09,631 Please control your children. 99 00:06:09,631 --> 00:06:11,631 You've fooled around long enough. 100 00:06:11,631 --> 00:06:13,264 Denise, clear this table. 101 00:06:13,264 --> 00:06:17,264 Theodore, you go to your room and wait for your father. 102 00:06:17,264 --> 00:06:19,031 You two, go upstairs 103 00:06:19,031 --> 00:06:20,364 get into the shower 104 00:06:20,364 --> 00:06:24,631 turn on the water, stand under the water 105 00:06:24,631 --> 00:06:27,631 use the soap, rinse and dry yourselves 106 00:06:27,631 --> 00:06:29,098 and go to sleep. 107 00:06:33,631 --> 00:06:34,964 Stop touching me! 108 00:06:34,964 --> 00:06:37,131 I wasn't touching you, little girl. 109 00:06:37,131 --> 00:06:38,931 You was too touching me! 110 00:06:40,864 --> 00:06:42,698 Don't start touching me. 111 00:06:42,698 --> 00:06:44,731 Okay, I won't touch you. 112 00:06:44,731 --> 00:06:48,064 I'll shove you. 113 00:06:48,064 --> 00:06:48,931 New rule in This house starting NOW: 114 00:06:48,931 --> 00:06:50,698 Nobody's to touch anybody 115 00:06:50,698 --> 00:06:55,031 anywhere with anything for the rest of their lives. 116 00:06:56,564 --> 00:06:57,864 Cliff... 117 00:06:57,864 --> 00:07:00,531 why do we have four children? 118 00:07:05,564 --> 00:07:08,864 Because we did not want five. 119 00:07:10,564 --> 00:07:12,398 Hello, my dear. 120 00:07:15,331 --> 00:07:17,164 Right. 121 00:07:17,164 --> 00:07:19,631 Mrs. Mcmannus... 122 00:07:19,631 --> 00:07:22,098 mrs. Mcmannus finally Delivered 123 00:07:22,098 --> 00:07:25,464 after being in labor for 30 hours. 124 00:07:25,464 --> 00:07:29,264 Brought her into the room, thought we'd have big trouble... 125 00:07:29,264 --> 00:07:31,998 popped it out just like toast. 126 00:07:31,998 --> 00:07:36,531 I just had to sit there in the Crouch just like Johnny bench. 127 00:07:38,464 --> 00:07:42,164 Who's in trouble now? 128 00:07:42,164 --> 00:07:44,431 Theodore. 129 00:07:44,431 --> 00:07:46,098 Good, because I thought it was me. 130 00:07:46,098 --> 00:07:47,998 Take a look at this. 131 00:07:48,998 --> 00:07:50,864 Four D's. 132 00:07:50,864 --> 00:07:52,564 You better handle it. 133 00:07:52,564 --> 00:07:57,264 If I do, he'll say "No problem," and I'll have to kill him. 134 00:07:57,264 --> 00:08:00,731 So you want me to kill him for you? 135 00:08:00,731 --> 00:08:01,998 Right. 136 00:08:01,998 --> 00:08:04,731 Can I have something to eat before I kill him? 137 00:08:04,731 --> 00:08:05,731 Cliff... 138 00:08:05,731 --> 00:08:06,898 Yeah. 139 00:08:06,898 --> 00:08:10,231 I'll be crueler on an empty stomach. 140 00:08:14,631 --> 00:08:16,631 Cliff! 141 00:08:26,498 --> 00:08:28,064 ( knocking ) 142 00:08:28,064 --> 00:08:29,198 Theo. 143 00:08:29,198 --> 00:08:30,064 Yo. 144 00:08:50,531 --> 00:08:53,531 Hard to get good help, isn't it? 145 00:08:55,431 --> 00:08:56,531 Son... 146 00:08:56,531 --> 00:09:00,264 your mother asked me to come up here 147 00:09:00,264 --> 00:09:02,431 and kill you. 148 00:09:02,431 --> 00:09:04,998 Hey, I know. 149 00:09:04,998 --> 00:09:06,064 You know what? 150 00:09:06,064 --> 00:09:07,864 What you're going to say. 151 00:09:07,864 --> 00:09:10,198 And it's under control, so... 152 00:09:10,198 --> 00:09:13,198 no problem. No problem. 153 00:09:13,198 --> 00:09:16,198 How do you expect to get into college with these grades? 154 00:09:16,198 --> 00:09:18,264 No problem. Huh? 155 00:09:18,264 --> 00:09:20,198 I'm not going to college. 156 00:09:20,198 --> 00:09:21,898 Damn right. 157 00:09:21,898 --> 00:09:23,831 I'll get through high school. 158 00:09:23,831 --> 00:09:26,931 And then get a job like regular people. 159 00:09:26,931 --> 00:09:28,398 Regular people? 160 00:09:28,398 --> 00:09:31,398 Yeah, you know, who work in a gas station 161 00:09:31,398 --> 00:09:33,531 or drive a bus. 162 00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:35,531 So you're saying 163 00:09:35,531 --> 00:09:38,864 your mother and I shouldn't care if you get d's 164 00:09:38,864 --> 00:09:40,864 because you don't need good grades 165 00:09:40,864 --> 00:09:42,598 to be regular people. 166 00:09:42,598 --> 00:09:44,198 Right. 167 00:09:45,598 --> 00:09:47,198 Okay. 168 00:09:47,198 --> 00:09:50,531 Suppose... 169 00:09:50,531 --> 00:09:52,964 you graduate from high school. 170 00:09:52,964 --> 00:09:55,764 Let's say you just slide by. 171 00:09:55,764 --> 00:09:58,431 You've got to find a job. 172 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:01,964 What kind of salary do you expect 173 00:10:01,964 --> 00:10:04,098 for a regular person? 174 00:10:06,131 --> 00:10:09,098 Mmm... $250 a week. 175 00:10:09,098 --> 00:10:11,464 $250 dollars a week? 176 00:10:11,464 --> 00:10:13,131 Yeah. Sit down. 177 00:10:13,131 --> 00:10:16,798 I'll give you $300 a week. 178 00:10:16,798 --> 00:10:17,964 Yes, indeed. 179 00:10:17,964 --> 00:10:21,964 $300 a week-- $1,200 a month. 180 00:10:21,964 --> 00:10:22,998 All right? 181 00:10:22,998 --> 00:10:23,998 I'll take it! 182 00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:26,231 Yes, you will. 183 00:10:26,231 --> 00:10:30,031 And I will take $350 for taxes. 184 00:10:30,031 --> 00:10:31,464 Whoa! 185 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,464 Because the government 186 00:10:33,464 --> 00:10:37,131 comes for the regular people first. 187 00:10:43,464 --> 00:10:46,764 How much does that leave you with? 188 00:10:46,764 --> 00:10:48,364 $850. 189 00:10:48,364 --> 00:10:49,464 All right. 190 00:10:49,464 --> 00:10:52,464 Now you've got to have an apartment 191 00:10:52,464 --> 00:10:56,131 because you are not going to live here. 192 00:10:56,131 --> 00:10:59,464 So an apartment in Manhattan 193 00:10:59,464 --> 00:11:03,498 will run you at least $400 a month. 194 00:11:03,498 --> 00:11:05,798 I'll live in New jersey. 195 00:11:07,798 --> 00:11:09,464 All right. 196 00:11:09,464 --> 00:11:13,798 You live in New jersey, you've got to have a car. 197 00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:16,464 I'll ride a motorbike. 198 00:11:18,031 --> 00:11:20,131 You need a helmet. 199 00:11:22,764 --> 00:11:28,198 Figure $100 a month for clothes and shoes. 200 00:11:28,198 --> 00:11:31,464 Figure $200-- I want to look good. 201 00:11:33,198 --> 00:11:36,031 So what does that leave you with? 202 00:11:36,031 --> 00:11:37,464 $200. 203 00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:40,531 So, no problem. 204 00:11:40,531 --> 00:11:42,464 There is a problem. 205 00:11:42,464 --> 00:11:45,231 You haven't eaten yet. 206 00:11:49,131 --> 00:11:52,798 I can get by on baloney and cereal. 207 00:11:55,431 --> 00:11:59,198 I've got everything I need plus $200 left for the month. 208 00:11:59,198 --> 00:12:00,731 Plan to have a girlfriend? 209 00:12:00,731 --> 00:12:02,498 For sure. 210 00:12:13,564 --> 00:12:15,564 Regular people. 211 00:12:16,898 --> 00:12:19,731 Vanessa: Open this door! 212 00:12:19,731 --> 00:12:20,898 Vanessa. 213 00:12:20,898 --> 00:12:22,064 Denise! 214 00:12:22,064 --> 00:12:24,298 Vanessa! 215 00:12:24,298 --> 00:12:26,131 Vanessa. 216 00:12:26,131 --> 00:12:28,464 Come here. 217 00:12:28,464 --> 00:12:31,131 Come here. 218 00:12:31,131 --> 00:12:34,064 Here, here, here. 219 00:12:36,498 --> 00:12:38,131 There is there. 220 00:12:38,131 --> 00:12:40,264 This is here-- come here. 221 00:12:40,264 --> 00:12:42,798 Denise pushed us out of the bathroom 222 00:12:42,798 --> 00:12:45,131 and the shampoo is in Rudy's eyes 223 00:12:45,131 --> 00:12:48,664 and Now Rudy might be blinded for life. 224 00:12:48,664 --> 00:12:51,564 If she is, can we get a dog? 225 00:12:56,464 --> 00:13:01,131 No, but you can walk your sister... 226 00:13:01,131 --> 00:13:02,464 down to my room. 227 00:13:02,464 --> 00:13:03,798 Get her cleaned up. 228 00:13:03,798 --> 00:13:05,131 Good ahead, Rudy. 229 00:13:05,131 --> 00:13:06,131 Whoa. 230 00:13:09,131 --> 00:13:10,131 Hey! 231 00:13:10,131 --> 00:13:11,131 Hey. 232 00:13:11,131 --> 00:13:12,164 Where you going? 233 00:13:12,164 --> 00:13:13,231 I've got a date. 234 00:13:13,231 --> 00:13:15,464 Not in those pants. 235 00:13:15,464 --> 00:13:19,131 Blood cannot get up to your brain from your leg. 236 00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:21,498 And besides, this is a school night. 237 00:13:21,498 --> 00:13:23,431 It's Friday, daddy. 238 00:13:23,431 --> 00:13:25,231 Did you go to school today? 239 00:13:25,231 --> 00:13:26,598 Yeah. 240 00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:29,864 So it's a school night. 241 00:13:29,864 --> 00:13:31,598 Mom said I could go. 242 00:13:31,598 --> 00:13:32,598 Go ask her. 243 00:13:32,598 --> 00:13:34,131 Ask mom? 244 00:13:34,131 --> 00:13:36,464 I have to ask your mother? 245 00:13:36,464 --> 00:13:39,464 I don't have to ask anybody. 246 00:13:39,464 --> 00:13:42,964 Now go on in and change your pants. 247 00:13:42,964 --> 00:13:44,131 Thank you. 248 00:13:47,464 --> 00:13:49,131 Clair! 249 00:13:54,298 --> 00:13:55,331 Clair! 250 00:13:55,331 --> 00:13:56,598 Yes. 251 00:13:56,598 --> 00:13:59,431 Did you tell Denise She could go out tonight? 252 00:13:59,431 --> 00:14:00,464 Yes. 253 00:14:00,464 --> 00:14:01,798 Have you seen the boy? 254 00:14:01,798 --> 00:14:03,231 Yes, I have. 255 00:14:03,231 --> 00:14:04,898 How ugly is he? 256 00:14:06,731 --> 00:14:07,798 Hey! 257 00:14:07,798 --> 00:14:08,964 Hey. 258 00:14:08,964 --> 00:14:10,798 How are you? 259 00:14:10,798 --> 00:14:12,464 Have a sit-down. 260 00:14:13,798 --> 00:14:15,298 Vanessa: Stop touching me! 261 00:14:15,298 --> 00:14:17,798 Theo: Get out of my room! 262 00:14:17,798 --> 00:14:20,464 Do you want me to come up there? 263 00:14:20,464 --> 00:14:21,798 ♪ No... ♪ 264 00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:26,698 I'm Denise's father. 265 00:14:26,698 --> 00:14:28,164 Is that right? 266 00:14:33,698 --> 00:14:36,331 Are you looking at my ear? 267 00:14:36,331 --> 00:14:40,798 No, I was looking at the earring in it. 268 00:14:40,798 --> 00:14:43,998 Yeah, it's a real conversation piece 269 00:14:43,998 --> 00:14:46,464 for some older people. 270 00:14:48,331 --> 00:14:50,798 I got it in the merchant marines. 271 00:14:50,798 --> 00:14:53,464 When you cross the equator, they Pierce your ear. 272 00:14:53,464 --> 00:14:57,264 When you cross back, will they fill it in? 273 00:15:02,498 --> 00:15:05,598 That's good, sir. 274 00:15:05,598 --> 00:15:08,564 So when do you ship out again? 275 00:15:08,564 --> 00:15:11,464 Oh, I'm not in it anymore. 276 00:15:11,464 --> 00:15:14,198 No, I'm back in school. 277 00:15:14,198 --> 00:15:15,931 You're in Denise's class? 278 00:15:15,931 --> 00:15:17,998 No. Two years behind. 279 00:15:20,131 --> 00:15:22,364 And you don't mind that? 280 00:15:22,364 --> 00:15:26,564 Hey, after you've been in a turkish prison 281 00:15:26,564 --> 00:15:28,464 everything else is easy. 282 00:15:28,464 --> 00:15:29,664 Denise! 283 00:15:30,798 --> 00:15:32,131 Denise! 284 00:15:33,798 --> 00:15:36,464 ( talking to herself ) 285 00:15:36,464 --> 00:15:37,898 There's nobody there. 286 00:15:37,898 --> 00:15:39,298 There's... 287 00:15:40,831 --> 00:15:42,464 Denise! 288 00:15:44,764 --> 00:15:46,464 Denise! 289 00:15:46,464 --> 00:15:48,298 Denise! 290 00:15:48,298 --> 00:15:51,798 A new outfit for you, daddy. 291 00:15:51,798 --> 00:15:52,898 Happy? Happy. 292 00:15:52,898 --> 00:15:55,398 I don't know if you know it 293 00:15:55,398 --> 00:15:58,464 but your date is wearing one earring. 294 00:15:58,464 --> 00:16:00,131 Yeah? 295 00:16:00,131 --> 00:16:03,798 Yeah, Well, he gave me a perfectly good explanation 296 00:16:03,798 --> 00:16:05,798 but if you want my opinion 297 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:09,564 It's because he lost the other one. 298 00:16:10,798 --> 00:16:12,464 Bye, daddy. 299 00:16:12,464 --> 00:16:13,731 Denise? 300 00:16:13,731 --> 00:16:14,731 Yeah. 301 00:16:14,731 --> 00:16:15,764 Your face. 302 00:16:15,764 --> 00:16:17,231 Your face? Your face. 303 00:16:17,231 --> 00:16:20,598 Only half of your face is made up. 304 00:16:20,598 --> 00:16:22,798 Will you be doing the other side 305 00:16:22,798 --> 00:16:25,398 or walking sideways all night? 306 00:16:25,398 --> 00:16:26,698 Good night, daddy. 307 00:16:26,698 --> 00:16:28,131 Yes. Good night. 308 00:16:28,131 --> 00:16:32,131 You know that he spent a year in a turkish prison. 309 00:16:32,131 --> 00:16:33,464 Oh. 310 00:16:33,464 --> 00:16:36,464 I'm supposed to do something now. 311 00:16:36,464 --> 00:16:38,031 Where... 312 00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:38,931 Dad? 313 00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:40,464 Hey! 314 00:16:40,464 --> 00:16:42,431 All right. 315 00:16:42,431 --> 00:16:44,964 Dad, I thought about what you said 316 00:16:44,964 --> 00:16:46,798 and I see your point. 317 00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:48,298 Thank you. 318 00:16:48,298 --> 00:16:49,564 Thank you. 319 00:16:49,564 --> 00:16:51,964 But I have a point, too. 320 00:16:51,964 --> 00:16:53,198 Make your point. 321 00:16:53,198 --> 00:16:56,131 You're a doctor and Mom's a lawyer. 322 00:16:56,131 --> 00:16:59,664 You're both successful, and that's great. 323 00:16:59,664 --> 00:17:03,198 But maybe I was born to be a regular person 324 00:17:03,198 --> 00:17:05,198 and have a regular life. 325 00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:08,864 If you weren't a doctor, I wouldn't love you less 326 00:17:08,864 --> 00:17:11,164 because you're my dad. 327 00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:15,198 And so, instead of acting disappointed 328 00:17:15,198 --> 00:17:17,531 because I'm not like you 329 00:17:17,531 --> 00:17:21,198 maybe you can just accept who I am 330 00:17:21,198 --> 00:17:23,531 and love me, anyway... 331 00:17:23,531 --> 00:17:25,731 because I'm your son. 332 00:17:34,464 --> 00:17:35,998 Theo... 333 00:17:35,998 --> 00:17:40,331 that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life! 334 00:17:41,898 --> 00:17:45,598 No wonder you get d's in everything. 335 00:17:47,464 --> 00:17:49,864 Now, you are afraid to try 336 00:17:49,864 --> 00:17:53,864 because you're afraid that your brain is going to explode 337 00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:56,864 and ooze out of your ears. 338 00:17:56,864 --> 00:17:58,531 Now I'm telling you 339 00:17:58,531 --> 00:18:02,598 you are going to try as hard as you can. 340 00:18:02,598 --> 00:18:06,264 And you're going to do it because I said so! 341 00:18:06,264 --> 00:18:07,598 I am your father. 342 00:18:07,598 --> 00:18:12,598 I brought you in this world, and I'll take you out. 343 00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:20,464 Now, son, come here. 344 00:18:21,464 --> 00:18:23,798 Come here. 345 00:18:30,464 --> 00:18:32,364 Now listen to me. 346 00:18:32,364 --> 00:18:36,364 I just want you to do the best you can. 347 00:18:36,364 --> 00:18:37,431 That's all. 348 00:18:37,431 --> 00:18:39,964 I'll try, dad, I really will. 349 00:18:39,964 --> 00:18:41,564 I love you. 350 00:18:41,564 --> 00:18:42,864 Yeah, dad. Huh? 351 00:18:42,864 --> 00:18:44,064 I know. Yeah. 352 00:18:44,064 --> 00:18:46,531 And maybe... 353 00:18:46,531 --> 00:18:49,431 your mother loves you, too. 354 00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:05,264 I was beautiful once... before the children came. 355 00:19:05,264 --> 00:19:08,931 I never met a more beautiful woman. 356 00:19:08,931 --> 00:19:12,931 Do you think when they grow up I'll be beautiful again? 357 00:19:12,931 --> 00:19:14,931 You are beautiful now. 358 00:19:14,931 --> 00:19:17,598 I just hope they get out of the house 359 00:19:17,598 --> 00:19:19,364 before we die. 360 00:19:22,598 --> 00:19:24,031 Oh. 361 00:19:24,031 --> 00:19:25,864 Mmm. Mmm. 362 00:19:25,864 --> 00:19:26,864 Hmm. 363 00:19:26,864 --> 00:19:28,531 Let's just remember 364 00:19:28,531 --> 00:19:31,031 this is how we got the children 365 00:19:31,031 --> 00:19:33,031 in the first place. 366 00:19:35,564 --> 00:19:37,031 Right. 367 00:19:42,198 --> 00:19:44,531 Oh, shucks. 368 00:19:46,531 --> 00:19:48,198 ( knocking ) 369 00:19:48,198 --> 00:19:49,764 CLIFF: Who is it? 370 00:19:50,831 --> 00:19:51,831 No. 371 00:19:51,831 --> 00:19:52,864 No, no. 372 00:19:52,864 --> 00:19:54,864 When I say, "Who is it?" 373 00:19:54,864 --> 00:19:57,531 it doesn't mean for you to come in. 374 00:19:57,531 --> 00:19:59,531 When I say, "Who is it?" 375 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:01,298 you say who it is. 376 00:20:06,864 --> 00:20:08,198 ( knocking ) 377 00:20:08,198 --> 00:20:09,464 Who is it? 378 00:20:09,464 --> 00:20:11,998 Vanessa: Who it is! 379 00:20:14,198 --> 00:20:15,631 Come in. 380 00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:17,631 Mom, dad, we can't sleep 381 00:20:17,631 --> 00:20:21,798 because Rudy thinks she heard the Wolf man growling in our closet. 382 00:20:21,798 --> 00:20:24,631 I told her there wasn't such a thing 383 00:20:24,631 --> 00:20:26,631 but she doesn't believe me. 384 00:20:26,631 --> 00:20:30,031 There's no Wolf man growling in your closet. 385 00:20:30,031 --> 00:20:32,131 Uh-huh. 386 00:20:32,131 --> 00:20:35,564 There is no Wolf man growling in your closet. 387 00:20:35,564 --> 00:20:37,164 Uh-huh. 388 00:20:37,164 --> 00:20:40,664 Anybody got any other bright ideas? 389 00:20:40,664 --> 00:20:43,864 Maybe you should sleep with us tonight. 390 00:20:43,864 --> 00:20:45,864 If you really want us to. 391 00:20:49,131 --> 00:20:50,298 Oh. 392 00:20:51,398 --> 00:20:55,131 ( giggling ) 393 00:21:01,864 --> 00:21:03,198 Good night, Darling. 394 00:21:03,198 --> 00:21:05,731 Good night. Good night. Good night. 395 00:21:17,264 --> 00:21:21,831 Captioning made possible by the U.S.